Step 4: Blame everything on “that time of the month.”
You’ve got the painters in. Mother nature’s visiting. You’re MENSTRUATING! No matter how you say it, twits are terrified of anything having to do with a girl’s period. And they are especially terrified when a girl’s on one…or if she just says she is.
A girl can get away with doing practically anything horrid to her twit if she blames it on her period. The twit will back down, and you can have a bit of peace. He’ll love you when you say its that time of the month is over.
Step 5: Cook
A twit is always hungry. You feed him, you own him. The end.
Step 6: Wear white.
Twits like girls who look like children because they want to baby them and take care of them. White is the color of purity; it is also the color women wear when getting married. Plus, girls look bloody good in white.