How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love With You (Part 2)

Step 4: Blame everything on “that time of the month.”
You’ve got the painters in. Mother nature’s visiting. You’re MENSTRUATING! No matter how you say it, twits are terrified of anything having to do with a girl’s period. And they are especially terrified when a girl’s on one…or if she just says she is.
A girl can get away with doing practically anything horrid to her twit if she blames it on her period. The twit will back down, and you can have a bit of peace. He’ll love you when you say its that time of the month is over.

Step 5: Cook
A twit is always hungry. You feed him, you own him. The end.

Step 6: Wear white.
Twits like girls who look like children because they want to baby them and take care of them. White is the color of purity; it is also the color women wear when getting married. Plus, girls look bloody good in white.

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5 thoughts on “How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love With You (Part 2)

  1. What’s that old saying, all a man cares about is sex and eating. If his dick isn’t hard, hand him a sandwich. (TODO: I have to find out who to attribute that quote to.) ;0)

  2. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but for whatever reason but everything you say about the “twits” makes me laugh. And I’m talking about the loud, obnoxious, sort that really makes you want to distance yourself. Consider me a twit who will read on.

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