Step 1: Ride a white horse.
Being in any way reminiscent of Fabio will get you a girl in about three seconds flat. Look Italian, wear loose fitting, low cut silk shirts (provided you have a tan and work out), have steamy eyes…you get the picture.
Step 2: Use romantic clichés.
You complete me.
I can’t live without you.
You are the butter to my bread, the breath to my life (thank you, Paul Child).
Your hair smells good.
That last one isn’t exactly a cliché, but it sounds nice anyway. Go for it.
Step 3: Love girly things and manage look manly at the same time.
Girls somehow think their soulmates can only like the exact same things they do. Therefore, the male soulmate must like movies like 16 Candles, listen to Celine Dion, and be a good cook.
At the same time, this man must also have the body of a professional swimmer (without the super-strong neck, maybe) and the face of an angel. A rugged angel, that is. Oh, and he should probably have an accent like Enrique Iglesias’. And the butt of Rafa Nadal.
Go on, get in touch with your (very attractive) feminine side.
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Step 4: Look good in a suit.
ZZ Top meant it when they said “every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.” So learn how to tie your tie, shine your shoes, and for heaven’s sake, get a dress shirt.
Step 5: Be unattainable, yet reachable.
Try to figure that one out.