I can guarantee this isn’t going to be earnest at all. Get ready to not hear about sunsets, lovers, or cute puppies.
Let’s begin the list.
Enrique Iglesias – Spanish. Need I say more? I don’t need to, but I will anyway. Because he’s nice to look at, nice to listen to, and nice to think about. Enrique and I have been dating for about 10 years. Needless to say, he doesn’t know. I’m cool with that, though, because I have a wonderfully overactive imagination. I will never cheat on Enrique/Rafa/any other Spanish man who will have me.
Soccer muffins – Soccer players + stud muffins = soccer muffins. Keep up, people. Anyway, soccer muffins tend to be the most intelligent and good natured of all male athletes. This could possibly be because they don’t get tackled (usually), thereby lessening the frequency of brain injuries, and aren’t required to be super huge and scary. Soccer is a wonderful sport that is made all the more wonderful by the amount of European boys who play it.
Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise – Aside from the slightly weird hair, Brad Pitt has never been more attractive than in his Thelma and Louise days. Nothing cuter than a smooth cowboy with a hairdryer.
And last, but NOT least, the incredibly attractive British men in the television show MI-5. Spies, Englishmen, excitement…ohh yes, excitement. Of course I like to look at them. I would love to post links to photos of these men here, but there are just too many and I don’t want to seem like TOO much of a giddy girl. I like to keep a little mystery.