Right, I am not so diluted that I think I can actually obtain a man this perfectly WONDERFUL, but one can dream.
If anyone out there is this person, knows this person, is the father/sibling/cousin/great auntie of this person…let me know.
George (that will be his name) should:
Be Tall – I would rather not feel like I am towering over him at every moment or like I’ll crush him or something equally weird.
Be funny – I don’t want to tell a joke and have him think it isn’t funny. I WILL BE CONSIDERED FUNNY AT EVERY TURN.
Be half British-half Indian – That tends to make for a nice combo. Good accent, nice tan, usually a pretty nice nose. I can deal with that (see photo for reference).
Match my outfits – If I’m wearing a pretty dress, I don’t want my date/husband/man-servant to clash with me! That would be so embarassing.
Be able to reproduce any accent i desire at the moment – What is the point of having a manservant-uh, I mean boyfriend- who can’t speak to me in nice accents whenever I want? He’s British already, but what if I want Australian? Actually, I will never want Australian. But Southern might be nice sometimes. Or Spanish? Or Italian. Yeah, Italian might be nice.
Have the wonderful ability to write poetry while simultaneously working out – I’m talking Fabio type action. Although, now that I think of it, Fabio was in I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter commercials…
Or, you know, he could just be an alien. How’s that for foreign?