How to Get Dressed for a Date

Step 1: Make a rough sketch of your dream outfit

Step 2: Throw it away, because we all know you’ll never find/be able to afford it.

Step 3: Write a list of colors that look good on you.

Step 4: Attempt to find clothes of those colors in your wardrobe and realize you don’t have any. 

Step 5: Sit down and have a bit of a cry.

Step 6: Stumble upon the perfect dress, only to find you have NO SHOES THAT GO WITH IT!

Step 7: Steal your roommate’s/mother’s/sister’s shoes and pray you don’t get a blister halfway through the night.

Step 8: Do your hair and makeup in a record 5 minutes.

Step 9: At the last moment, get really self-conscious…maybe your dress is too short.

Step 10: Change into something else. Cheers!

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