Step 2: Throw it away, because we all know you’ll never find/be able to afford it.
Step 3: Write a list of colors that look good on you.
Step 4: Attempt to find clothes of those colors in your wardrobe and realize you don’t have any.
Step 5: Sit down and have a bit of a cry.
Step 6: Stumble upon the perfect dress, only to find you have NO SHOES THAT GO WITH IT!
Step 7: Steal your roommate’s/mother’s/sister’s shoes and pray you don’t get a blister halfway through the night.
Step 8: Do your hair and makeup in a record 5 minutes.
Step 9: At the last moment, get really self-conscious…maybe your dress is too short.
Step 10: Change into something else. Cheers!