…apparently get here by clicking really weird stuff.
Maybe their cat sits on their computer mouse or something. Or they have a really violent spasm and whack the keyboard super hard. I have gotten:
A LOT of hits from people clicking this link: obama-scandal-exposed.co.vids. I don’t even know what that is. Sorry, all you people who are expecting a naughty video of the president.
A couple from fitness websites…yeah, I sit on my butt all day and write these blogs. No fitness there.
A surprisingly large amount from porn sites. I’m really creeped out.
60 gazillion (I wish) from various law offices offering representation for mesothelioma patients. I can’t cure your sickness (which I believe has something to do with your lungs), but I can make you laugh! …Is laughing good for people with lung problems? I don’t want to spark a spontaneous laugh attack that ends up killing you. MESOTHELIOMA PATIENTS, PLEASE DON’T READ MY BLOG! Oh no, now I’m making fun of you. I love you, I promise…
And then there are the words people type into google:
“Meaning of looksies, no feelsies.” Well. It’s pretty self explainatory, really. In fact, I don’t want to explain it because I’ll feel like a twit because it’s soooo obvious.
“Robert Pattinson.” Sorry, I don’t love him. Hopefully you were hoping to read something about how much he sucks.
“Hateable character.” That’d be Bella Swan. You’ve come to the right place.
“How to Make Any Twit Fall in Love With You (Part 5).” I was surprised how many people typed the exact name of a few of my blog posts into search engines At least I know someone out there is looking for my writing. Maybe.
And finally, the ever wonderful “www.cappywrites.wordpress.com.” Yeah, that’d be my family. I don’t think they understand that you don’t have to google web addresses.
Anyway, I thought people loved me, but it turns out I only get hits on this site because of cats sneezing onto keyboards or some such nonsense. Boo :(