Sighting: Goodwill Boy at the drugstore!! I saw Goodwill Boy at the drugstore!! I saw him, I saw him!!
I love Goodwill Boy. He stood behind me in line. He bought 5 gum. I now know that he values fresh breath. Exciting!
Dear Goodwill Boy,
Hi. You are not really my type, even though I discovered today that you are taller than me. But I will continue loving you because it’s fun to see you around town. Plus, you have a really happy smile and you smiled at me (again) in line when the lady said, “I can take the next customer over here!” and I turned around. You smiled at me and I practically peed just because I’m a complete ninny. And then the cashier asked me what my phone number was so she could give me a discount and when I said it I wondered if you were thinking about the fact that you now had my phone number, even though it was for my house.
If you called me at my home number, I’d be super creeped out, by the way. But I’d also be really excited. So I don’t really know.
You are turning me into the weirdest person ever. I am confessing my creephood to all the people on the interwebs. And I don’t even mind. In fact, I think it has excellent comedic value…especially since I really want to say that our children would have amazing smiles.
Oops. Did I just write that out loud?
Anyway, I’m kinda mad at myself for not saying hello to you, or at least grunting in your general direction. But I did give you my nicest smile, hope my hair looked cute, and walk on by.
Hope to see you soon. Hope you recognized me today. Hope you’re not a complete tool. Hope people don’t judge me for this post. Hope said people don’t think I’m incredibly serious about this. Here’s hoping!