Aphorisms for the Wise (Part 2)

Love is an angry goat.

Many hands makes light work. They also make a lot of those turkey pictures.

A bird in the hand is worth two of George Bush.

Wake up and smell the coffee. But don’t drink it. That’s not what it’s for.

Stop and smell the roses. But be careful of thorns and bees and…just don’t sniff to hard.

A picture’s worth a thousand words. Because it’s faster to just take a photo than listen to an old person drone on and on and on…

Respect your elders. Except when you blog.

Melancholy men are of all the others most witty. Except when they’re crying in their soup. Then they’re just soupy.

Word is a shadow of a deed. Does that make PowerPoint a vapor of a contract?

A war is not won unless the defeated enemy has been turned into a friend. Pshhhh good luck with that.

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a Big Mouth Billy Bass and he’ll regift it to you next Christmas.

Time must needs call the tune and man must follow it. Kind of like the Pied Piper…but sad.

He that dies pays all debts. Except, HA, he doesn’t.

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