I, Cappy the Magnificent, have been discovered. I know, you’ve been waiting for this for a while. You spotted it from the beginning, from my very first (surprisingly serious) posts. You were sure I’d be famous by now. Well, now your dreams have come true. I guess mine have too.
Anyway, I’ve been contacted by Scholastic books and they’ve asked me to write a book based on my blog. After all, I am a 12 year old blogger, so my story is pretty unique and exciting! …I think I’ll call the book “Born Yesterday” since I practically was.
Guys, I’m gonna be as famous as Rebecca Black! Which reminds me, it just so happens to be Friday!!!
Do you think Justin Beiber will marry me? Do you think I’ll get my own Disney Channel show!? WILL I GET TO MEET THE REAL HANNAH MONTANA?
I am so ready to be famous. My daddy always told me I was special.
Oh, what’s that you say? Authors aren’t usually super famous? Wait, they usually stay behind the scenes and write all day?
Oh. Never mind. I just wanted to meet Snooki.
Don’t believe a word I say. April Fools!