Yoga Breath

Let’s all take a deeeeeeeep breath in…and exhale…and in…and exhale…good.

CALM DOWN ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY.

I promise everything’s gonna be fine. She’s gonna love you someday, you’re gonna get into college, you won’t fail that test, you’re not gonna die, and no, nobody hates you.

Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we stress over relationships and life and everything constantly? Just enjoy it. If you have a problem, fix it. If it’s completely unfixable, then let it slide. I don’t always live by these words, but I swear I try to every day.

So take a deep breath, sit back, relax, and watch a few funny videos:


Lemme Smang It – I love the Wild Thornberrys reference…takes me back to my youth. “You don’t wanna get a cooch contusion….” I think the best part is how unenthusiastic the girl looks the whole time…I’d like to thank Kenley for bringing this into my life.


Honey Badger! – I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you LaKecia, you have made my life worth living…


Top That! (The name of the video offends me, but I love it anyway) – From the movie “Teen Witch” from the dark ages…I love his outfit and this song. I want this to happen in real life. To me. Right now. “Look at how funky he is!” You can say that again, sister.


Black Umbrella – I love this song. Not gonna lie, Miley Cyrus is pretty hot, and this song “interpretation” makes it better cuz her talent doesn’t suck…
“Tiny Timmy Tokyo…and I’m pregnant.” Their BeeGees and Luda song “Magic Man” makes me really happy too, so y’all should look that up.


Nickelodeon After Dark… I probably shouldn’t think this is funny. But it IS. They’re in their Full House clothes and then…”I like rubbing.”

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4 thoughts on “Yoga Breath

  1. I don’t think the honeybadger is stupid- I just think he is a generous badass.

    “I’m hot and you’re not. But if you want to hang with me I’ll give one shot. TOP THAT!”

    I would like to see that song + the honeybadger video

    Xx

    GotC

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