My Cat is Cuter Than Yours

20130309-231848.jpgThis topic is not up for discussion. My cat. Is cuter. Than yours.

Because I’m a nutcase cat lady and my cat is legitimately my boyfriend (He’s already wearing a tuxedo! He’s such a classy little gent!), I thought I’d show you a million pictures of him on my blog. I’m like that weird lady that keeps hundreds of pictures of her children in her wallet and accosts you at random moments to brag about their ballet performances, etc.

But you have chosen to be here. You clicked this link, and there’s no going back now. Look. Look at my cute cat.

20130309-231741.jpgAt this particular moment, Mickey had just murdered someone (probably one of my dear relatives, but apparently she wasn’t that dear because I haven’t noticed my cat ate her) and had that crazed look in his eyes. “Hello, Cappy. I am a serial killer. Blooood.”

20130309-231825.jpgThen he decided that tissue paper at Christmastime = snowbank. What a doll.

20130309-233139.jpgHe used to be a little midget! We got him from the Humane Society and I honestly wanted to name him Midge…thankfully, that didn’t happen because he’s 17 lbs now, all lean and fluffy and long. Meow.

20130309-231953.jpgHe lets me snuggle him sometimes in the sunshine. Ain’t nothin’ better.

Seriously, guys, I love my cat way too much.

I’m on Spring Break, muffins! This is very exciting, as I am 2 hours away from boarding a train to the midwest. Stay tuned for updates, since I’m pretty sure there’s going to be a murder, or someone will be stealing a diamond, or maybe we’ll be boarded by drug smugglers in Fargo…either way, something scandalous is bound to happen! Cheers, wish me luck, and TOOT TOOOOOOOOT!

26 thoughts on “My Cat is Cuter Than Yours

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        1. Crazy Chess Girl… you should get one. or three. i have three and life is good. and mine are all just as cute as Cappy’s, but in different ways. i also love them in the same crazy way that Cappy loves hers; i almost think it’s inevitable to become a crazy cat lady once you get one cat, even if one is all you ever have, most people become insane about their cat(s).

          Cappy, Midge would have been an adorable name. i have a TWENTY SEVEN POUND cat named Little Sir… so sometimes inappropriate names are just ironic or whatever.

  1. Your cat is the shaggy twin to my cat, who is also a tuxedo and has almost identical markings. And he, like yours, is a ray of feline sunshine in my life except when he bites my arm at 5 am so I will let him outside.

  2. Golly. Your cat is pretty darn cute. I cannot say more as it would be disloyal to my cats, who I’m convinced spy on me and log in to my computer nightly. I have to be very careful lest they should be offended and smother me in my sleep.

  3. This made me happy, mostly because I love hearing that other human beings talk about their cat as much as I used to talk about my cat. Now that he’s gone, I feel bad about thinking he was a jerk sometimes. (But he was totally a jerk sometimes.)

  4. I have the LONGEST cat. Gladys is like half my height, she waits atop the kitchen cupboards biding her precious time until you walk into the room and she can magnificently leap across and attach herself to your face… You want to scream, but you’ve a face full of cat.

    I think your cat is cute. Nobody tell Gladys I said so, I fear for my safety should she know.

  5. I think he is adorbs! But I have a bird…you have a cat…..
    You know what? Let’s just say he might be a serial killer.

  6. It’s handy though, being a crazy cat lady, I’ve already accepted that I shall most likely die alone because of it, but it’s ok… cause… cats :)

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