Errbody in this place gettin’ stupid. For real, though.
I honestly heard someone ask someone else why people kept talking about this cereal war. Because Obama is really concerned about chemical weapons in cereal. Tell those Mini Wheats to knock it off!
The other day in class, immediately after my professor explained that we were collecting images for an assignment, another student asked, “So we’re collecting…images?” and I died.
I’ve talked about this before but I will never forget it: another student wrote “I’m really good at socialism” in a list of strengths during orientation. Socialism: the art of being social…and common management of the economy.
Another student tried to convince us in class that we should allow people to forego giving their children vaccines because “they just don’t believe in it, and it wouldn’t be fair for us to make them.” That’s like not believing in covering up your sneezes, so you snot all over someone’s face and call it good. It’s all about what makes me feel good, right? Not what might infect hundreds of children with whooping cough.
At Bumbershoot, three drunk dudes (who ended up being Death Cab’s number 1, 2, and 3 fans) kept accosting this poor family during the concert, yelling that “They’re the best songwriters ever!” while the family’s 10 year old son probably peed himself.
My math professor went over a word problem for thirty minutes because one person in the class (who talked like he had one brain cell clinging for life) didn’t get it. Or just go to office hours. It’s not that hard.
I’m sorry I’m so sassy tonight! But seriously, people, educate yourselves. We have a crazy cereal war to worry about.