Stars


I'm not entirely sure who decided to call movie stars "movie stars." They are people who act in movies. They are in no way comparable to actual stars, and I decided this tonight while I was on a quick walk around my block (the walk was quick because it was very cold and I had... Continue Reading →

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I Grew Up So Well


I may be up at 2 a.m. and it may be because I finished editing a short story I've been working on for a year and I may have just submitted it to my university's literary journal so I may be having a mini heart attack but also may be feeling so accomplished that I... Continue Reading →

Goodbye


I'm leaving Seattle and I want to cry. This has never happened. The Ice is Getting Thinner by Death Cab for Cutie came on my iPod, which doesn't help since it's full of tragedy and sadness and practically pulls the tears out of your eyeballs anyway. I've never had a great experience in Seattle. I... Continue Reading →

Thank You


Dear Death Cab, Thank you. Thank you for playing Transatlanticism in its entirety last night. Thank you for not speaking between songs because "that's not how you'd listen to an album." Thank you for making me cry like an idiot in the middle of thousands of people. Thank you for turning the 5 minute long... Continue Reading →

Come On, Comedown


Y'all muffins know how much I love The Strokes. I'm pretty sure that at one point I credited them for "saving me," so they're a pretty deep part of my life. Also I would like to marry all of them. Specifically Julian, but I'll take Fabrizio any day of the week (except Sunday, that's for... Continue Reading →

Polite Raps 2: Even Politer Raps


Shoutout to my girl Caity, this one's for you, girl. Ayeeeeee! That's the way it goes when you party just like I do. B****es on my d*** that used to brush me off in high school But I understand, cuz I was a little weird back then and now you like me because you see how... Continue Reading →

Polite Raps


If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son. But seriously if you ever need me I'm always here, and I truly care about you as a friend. You deserve a wonderful woman. So what you wanna do? Shit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too. We'd like to... Continue Reading →

This Time I am Reviewing a Music Video


Let me preface this by saying that 1. I like T-Swift and 2. What the heck happened in this music video? Follow along with the video! It'll be like a PBS show, or one of those sing-along videos with Mickey's head bouncing on top of the words! 0:08: Ok, good, I like your lipstick, how... Continue Reading →

Jules Makes Me Stupid


You know those people who turn you into a school girl with a crush? And make you giggle and sigh and stuff? And then, apparently, make you blog about them like an idiot? Julian Casablancas gives me that. And it's kind of a problem. I know, I know, I've written like 7 (more like 2...)... Continue Reading →

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