One Time I Wrote Fanfic


It was awesome. There's something really exhilarating about writing absolute tripe on the internet...maybe that's why I like blogging. Anyway, it's some of the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever written but I thought I'd share it with you here, because...because it's Downton Abbey fanfic and Carson is sassy in it. So you're welcome.   Midnight... Continue Reading →

I Grew Up So Well


I may be up at 2 a.m. and it may be because I finished editing a short story I've been working on for a year and I may have just submitted it to my university's literary journal so I may be having a mini heart attack but also may be feeling so accomplished that I... Continue Reading →

I Should’ve Been British


I don't remember the first time I ever heard a British accent, but I imitated it from then on. Some of you may remember that I had an imaginary friend -- Annie -- for quite a long time (some may say an inordinate amount of time, but I think it's pretty normal for a girl... Continue Reading →

I Would Ship You All


I might secretly want to write fan fiction. Like, really badly, if only to make it so absurdly ridiculous that I'll get some sort of cult following of 14 year old girls who love me and make me rich and famous. Kind of like that doof who wrote 50 Shades of Grey, only...a million times... Continue Reading →

This Is The End (Of Comedy)


Chloe (aka my Supreme Muffin) and I saw This is the End a few days ago and were almost physically sick because...well, here are a few reasons: 1. Penis and ejaculation jokes. The amount of times I had to hear Danny McBride (who the hell are you, anyway?) scream about ejaculating all over James Franco's house got... Continue Reading →

And Sean Cried…


Hopefully you guys don't mind my rants about The Bachelor, cuz heeere comes another one! I just finished watching the most recent episode online and I shall summarize it for y'all in case you don't follow the nonsense that is The Bachelor. Sean goes to the hometowns of the 4 remaining girls and meets their... Continue Reading →

Try Not to Pee. Just. Try.


So, I haven't written in a while (obviously). Finals are next week and life's been nuts, but you all know that! For the time being, I wanted to show you some videos I've seen lately. We all love animals being silly, so I've brought you three of those. And since dancing children is another crowd... Continue Reading →

Giggling in the Morning


It's 1 a.m on Monday. I just ate caramel banana pecan pancakes (rocked my world) with a bunch of friends at Denny's. I then walked home with no shoes on while watching (but really listening) to this video on my phone...chuckling to yourself and holding your shoes in one hand in the wee hours of... Continue Reading →

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