Dear Mr. Trump,


Please stop lying to me. I know you wouldn't hesitate to turn your back on me if ever I really needed you. I know you hate the LGBTQIA community. I know you hate racial and religious minorities. I know you hate anyone different from you.  Why are you lying? Who are you trying to fool?... Continue Reading →

Think Less, Live More


Cosmetology school is hard. Not "bachelors in psychology" hard, not "this statistics class is so confusing" hard, not "I live in India and have had E. coli for 3 weeks" hard, but it's hard. It's a different form of learning and living. I don't always want to touch people. A lot of times, my anxiety... Continue Reading →

7 Signs You’re A Crazy (Awesome) Cat Lady


You frequently wake up to your cat head-butting your face for kisses and immediately oblige, no matter the hour. Your Instagram feed is entirely composed of photos of you and your cat. You spend an enormous amount of time showing people the above mentioned pictures and/or talking incessantly about your cat. You choose to stay home... Continue Reading →

Beauty School (Dropout)


I should not be awake. I also shouldn't be sick and full of snot and coughing like a choking dog, but such is life.  I started cosmetology school yesterday. Surprise! I didn't tell y'all...possibly because I haven't posted in like 4 months because I'm a failure working gal and got busy getting my life in order. ... Continue Reading →

#actionsports


  I bought a hammock two weeks ago and FINALLY took it to the park with a friend today. Why have I not been living in a hammock my entire life? Probably because I'm not homeless, but still. Hammocks are a freaking revelation. A coworker of mine jokingly said hammocking is an action sport, which is... Continue Reading →

cherry pop


Its my day off, so I'm laying on a blanket in the park reading a book and watching people play with their dogs. There's a little breeze, the kind that barely glides across your skin, the kind that feels so soft it's like a little kiss hello. My feet sit in the sun, the rest... Continue Reading →

Dove Lures Women


Is anyone else totally weirded out by that new Dove Real Beauty commercial where they make women shower in public? Here it is: http://ispot.tv/a/7rVc Basically, for those of you too lazy to click the link, this is the official court testimony of one of the women subjected to this sick stunt: We were asked by a... Continue Reading →

Today Means Everything


I've been ridiculously emotional all day, and keep randomly crying at every rainbow-colored thing I see (including the banner at the top of WordPress while I write this post. Yes, I'm currently misty-eyed). The timeline of my day was as follows: 1. Woke up at 8 automatically, checked phone reflexively (I am a child of the... Continue Reading →

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