Can We Discuss Disney Princesses Though


I was on the phone with my dad yesterday crying (surprise) over my lack of romantic luck recently. He gave me some really wonderful advice, the most hilarious of which came when he said, "The worst thing Disney ever did for society was write those stupid happy endings." Or something to that effect -- I tend... Continue Reading →

I Gots Opinions


Blogging three times this week may be breaking my record for the year. I miss you guys, and I really hope you missed me, because without you I'm just typing to myself while shivering because this apartment is so damn cold...and that's just depressing. So hi! I love you all, and I'm really trying to get back... Continue Reading →

коты, kočka, kaķis, חתול, and кот


Here are some recent Google searches that brought people to my blog: коты, kočka, kaķis, חתול, and кот - Those were all separate searches, which is disconcerting since I don't know what any of those words mean and therefore don't understand how Google directed them here. But uhhh...mazel tov? we love each other like we love... Continue Reading →

No Touching!


Some of the things people do when they’re in relationships amaze me. Like, how exactly does the kissing-photograph go down? “Hey, I really like you, so we should take a photo together while we kiss.” No. I’m sorry, but that’s really annoying. And if you do that, then…well, stop. It might be less obnoxious if... Continue Reading →

I Will Give You Advice


Doesn't mean you should take it... My apologies for not blogging more lately and for not answering these questions faster. This past week, I slept with a pair of nylons tied around my head. Not because I wanted to strangle myself, but because my jaw hurt and this was the only way to close my jaw... Continue Reading →

I Re-Love You.


Dear Cappy, You are so amazing and wise. I love you. You make me jump for joy in public areas, you make my hair more bouncy, and you make my nose tickle in the best way possible. Love, A Reader. I made that up. But really: Dear Cappy, I have been recently broken up with... Continue Reading →

Agony Auntie


As I do an (slightly unsuccessful, at this point) advice column in the paper, I want to extend it to my blog. Let me be your huge, imaginary shoulder to cry on. Please? ASK ME QUESTIONS. And make them interesting. And truthful. xoxo to RubyWildflower for the inspiration.

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