Aphorisms for the Wise (Part 2)


Love is an angry goat. Many hands makes light work. They also make a lot of those turkey pictures. A bird in the hand is worth two of George Bush. Wake up and smell the coffee. But don't drink it. That's not what it's for. Stop and smell the roses. But be careful of thorns and... Continue Reading →

Aphorisms for the Wise


Remember these simple sayings and all will be well. Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Except that girls aren't like pianos, so shut up. Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant. How depressing. Born a saint, die a sinner. Born a sinner, die a saint. Or just be born and then DIE... Continue Reading →

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