A Few Guarantees For My Wedding


I'm getting married, y'all! Psych. I should probably actually talk to boys first. Well, actually, I should talk to men...but I'm easing my way up...I'm still shy around 10 year olds. Anyway, if I were to get married, here are a few things I can guarantee about the wedding. 1. There will be no tulle involved. None.... Continue Reading →

Cappy Writes: A Disney Channel Original Series


In high school, I was voted "Most Likely to Star in Her Own Disney Channel Show." Which makes sense, if you think about it, since I wear glittery pants that have iron-on patches and seriously weird flared bottoms. Also, I'm zany! So, I've decided I should probably start writing my show, since it's my destiny anyway!... Continue Reading →

The Ride


Tonight, I discovered that nothing beats a bike ride. As many of you know, I love love love road biking. But lately, I haven't really been riding. Like, at all. And there are lots of reasons for that. Okay, mainly just one. I just finished my freshman year of college. I started out at my dream school,... Continue Reading →

Ouch!


Well, it’s been another one of those days: the kind of day when you just let the elevator’s doors slam in someone’s face as they rush toward it. The kind of day when, if you worked at a coffee shop, you’d purposefully make everyone’s drinks scalding hot. The kind of day when everyone around you... Continue Reading →

Mondegreen


There's this phenomenon called mondegreen (which I learned about in Linguistics, big surprise) which occurs when the brain misinterprets song lyrics. It was a sad, sad day in Linguistics when I realized realized that mondegreen is practically an integral part of my life. Welcome to the land of the ice and snow, where the middleducks... Continue Reading →

Saint Cappy’s Day


Hi y'all! It's officially Saint Cappy's Day, as mentioned previously in this post. Since Saint Cappy's day is all about celebrating yourself, I thought I'd give y'all a few reasons to love being single: 1. Some people have arranged marriages. At least you don't have to deal with Derk and his 12 goats buying you... Continue Reading →

коты, kočka, kaķis, חתול, and кот


Here are some recent Google searches that brought people to my blog: коты, kočka, kaķis, חתול, and кот - Those were all separate searches, which is disconcerting since I don't know what any of those words mean and therefore don't understand how Google directed them here. But uhhh...mazel tov? we love each other like we love... Continue Reading →

Fortune Cookies Suck


Stop being a vague cookie! I don't think Fortune Cookies are living up to society's expectations of them. They are like the black sheep of the family, though which family that is I'm not quite sure. Basically, society (the parents) expected great things of fortune cookies but they just let us down. They didn't go... Continue Reading →

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