A Few Guarantees For My Wedding


I'm getting married, y'all! Psych. I should probably actually talk to boys first. Well, actually, I should talk to men...but I'm easing my way up...I'm still shy around 10 year olds. Anyway, if I were to get married, here are a few things I can guarantee about the wedding. 1. There will be no tulle involved. None.... Continue Reading →

Cappy Writes: A Disney Channel Original Series


In high school, I was voted "Most Likely to Star in Her Own Disney Channel Show." Which makes sense, if you think about it, since I wear glittery pants that have iron-on patches and seriously weird flared bottoms. Also, I'm zany! So, I've decided I should probably start writing my show, since it's my destiny anyway!... Continue Reading →

The Ride


Tonight, I discovered that nothing beats a bike ride. As many of you know, I love love love road biking. But lately, I haven't really been riding. Like, at all. And there are lots of reasons for that. Okay, mainly just one. I just finished my freshman year of college. I started out at my dream school,... Continue Reading →

Ouch!


Well, it’s been another one of those days: the kind of day when you just let the elevator’s doors slam in someone’s face as they rush toward it. The kind of day when, if you worked at a coffee shop, you’d purposefully make everyone’s drinks scalding hot. The kind of day when everyone around you... Continue Reading →

Mondegreen


There's this phenomenon called mondegreen (which I learned about in Linguistics, big surprise) which occurs when the brain misinterprets song lyrics. It was a sad, sad day in Linguistics when I realized realized that mondegreen is practically an integral part of my life. Welcome to the land of the ice and snow, where the middleducks... Continue Reading →

Saint Cappy’s Day


Hi y'all! It's officially Saint Cappy's Day, as mentioned previously in this post. Since Saint Cappy's day is all about celebrating yourself, I thought I'd give y'all a few reasons to love being single: 1. Some people have arranged marriages. At least you don't have to deal with Derk and his 12 goats buying you... Continue Reading →

коты, kočka, kaķis, חתול, and кот


Here are some recent Google searches that brought people to my blog: коты, kočka, kaķis, חתול, and кот - Those were all separate searches, which is disconcerting since I don't know what any of those words mean and therefore don't understand how Google directed them here. But uhhh...mazel tov? we love each other like we love... Continue Reading →

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