America’s Ass

America's ass is too big for its gigantic pantaloons. Examples: Michelle Bachmann: You were worried about Bill Clinton being too big of an influence on Hilary? Please. Bachmann said, in front of a church congregation, that she studied tax law because her husband wanted her to and it was her job to obey him. Vomit. Government... Continue Reading →

Baby You Can Drive My Boat

There's a guy in town who has a boat car. Yep. You heard me. A convertable car with a boat shell around it. And it drives on land - it's not the like the cars that drive on water. Nope. Boat car = car with a boat shell. Don't ask. Okay, ask, cuz I'm gonna tell you.... Continue Reading →

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