I hate New Years Resolutions because I think that every day, not just January 1, presents an opportunity for change, but I think I've accidentally made one... I'm going to lose weight. How much is my own business, and I share enough of my life on here as it is, but it's really important to me... Continue Reading →
Dear Friends, Well, 2013 sure did fly by -- like me, on my private jet, flying off to Morocco. I have, once again, had an amazing year that was probably much more exciting than yours. As you probably read in the tabloids, my new lover Mickey and I were swept up in a whirlwind romance... Continue Reading →
I Miss My Snugglemuffin (This Is Why I’m Single)
So we have these things called sleeping porches in sorority houses. No, I don't sleep outside on a porch, though lately it feels that way. They're rooms that we sleep in on bunk beds...sort of like in the army. Or prison. And in my house, there's no insulation. So this morning, I woke up to... Continue Reading →
Home
No feeling matches this stirring in my bed, expecting to be at school then opening my eyes and...home. Where every moment feels slowed down a bubbled sanctuary from the world as nothing touches me but softness -- the hugs of my mother the quilt of my youth the cat sitting on my face.