Diary Sessions: Part 1


When I was last visiting my parents in April, I brought all my old diaries back with me and realized...they're kinda amazing. I was in such torment over everything. Now, I don't want to invalidate the feelings I had as a kid, because I went to a small school full of awful little children being awful to each other... Continue Reading →

Fortune Cookies Suck


Stop being a vague cookie! I don't think Fortune Cookies are living up to society's expectations of them. They are like the black sheep of the family, though which family that is I'm not quite sure. Basically, society (the parents) expected great things of fortune cookies but they just let us down. They didn't go... Continue Reading →

The Decline of the Barney Empire


I watched a few minutes of Barney today on PBS and was severely disappointed. Barney is not a good television show anymore, and I am sure it's not because my tastes have changed. My tastes have not changed - I still love Elmo, the Teletubbies, and Mr. Rogers. Yeah, at least I have the guts... Continue Reading →

Long Time Ago When We Was Fab


Once upon a time, there was me. I was pretty cute, little, and very (shockingly) blonde, in a 4-year-old model sort of way. I still look like that. Incredibly attractive, blonde...did I mention incredibly attractive? I don't look 4 anymore though... Anyway, I had this great friend, Jenny. We were pretty tight until she got... Continue Reading →

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