I'd just like to let everyone know that women aren't really complaining about chivalry being dead...The only people I hear talking about chivalry are men who claim that women are upset about men not holding doors open for them. Women want equal pay, equal rights, equal everything. I couldn't give a shit if you hold a damn... Continue Reading →
Why Isn’t This the Twenties?
Pull up your pants, boys, and get ready for the ride of your life, because I'm about to learn you a thing or two. I've recently realized that there aren't enough lovely boys in my general vicinity, and this needs to change. So, I am now going to complain for about 300 words, after which... Continue Reading →
Kissing and Collaboration (Take Notes, Kids)
Hi y’all! We (Cappy @ Writer’s Block and Girl on the Contrary) have decided to collaborate on a blog. We know, we know. The world’s been waiting for this one for a looooong time. We’ve known each other (through the interwebs) for over a year now, and we thought it would be only appropriate to... Continue Reading →
But really, Girl on the Contrary, Chivalry is NOT Dead.
There is a girl I love. She's the only one for me, really. And no, I'm not lesbian, but I'm also not kidding. A little bit of my soul is inside of her, and a little of hers is probably in me (note the Harry Potter reference, please). Her name is Girl on the Contrary,... Continue Reading →
How to Treat the Ladiez
1. Offer a lady your jacket. Really. If she says she's cold, it's your responsibility to chivalrously warm her up. And I don't mean by rubbing your body all over hers. I mean you should say, "Wow, Lady, you're cold? I shall save you from frostbite by giving my jacket up for you." She might... Continue Reading →