Can We Discuss Disney Princesses Though


I was on the phone with my dad yesterday crying (surprise) over my lack of romantic luck recently. He gave me some really wonderful advice, the most hilarious of which came when he said, "The worst thing Disney ever did for society was write those stupid happy endings." Or something to that effect -- I tend... Continue Reading →

I Gots Opinions


Blogging three times this week may be breaking my record for the year. I miss you guys, and I really hope you missed me, because without you I'm just typing to myself while shivering because this apartment is so damn cold...and that's just depressing. So hi! I love you all, and I'm really trying to get back... Continue Reading →

One Time, A Guy Sang At Me


I always feel really conflicted when men come up and do things that they clearly think are nice when really they're just making me uncomfortable. So...for example, one time a guy sang at me. I say he sang at me because I sort of just sat there, bewildered, while I was accosted by Justin Bieber lyrics. He had approached... Continue Reading →

I’m Not FOR Men


I'd like to clear a few things up. As a bisexual woman, I encounter a lot of nonsense on a daily basis. I hear these bizarre -- and offensive -- comments on a pretty regular basis, mostly from men but sometimes from women. But let's be real...I mostly hear this shit from men. "Oh, you... Continue Reading →

Are You Single or What?!


The world needs to be clearly labeled so I don't make a fool of myself. For example, I'd appreciate if, when I was lost as a driver, I could pop up a sign that says, "I'm not from around here, so I will be driving weirdly for the next few blocks. Please don't road rage... Continue Reading →

No Touching!


Some of the things people do when they’re in relationships amaze me. Like, how exactly does the kissing-photograph go down? “Hey, I really like you, so we should take a photo together while we kiss.” No. I’m sorry, but that’s really annoying. And if you do that, then…well, stop. It might be less obnoxious if... Continue Reading →

How to Treat the Ladiez


1. Offer a lady your jacket. Really. If she says she's cold, it's your responsibility to chivalrously warm her up. And I don't mean by rubbing your body all over hers. I mean you should say, "Wow, Lady, you're cold? I shall save you from frostbite by giving my jacket up for you." She might... Continue Reading →

What Do You Do?


If someone walks up to you in the supermarket, takes all your groceries out of your cart and puts them in their own cart, what do you do? A) Just stand there, confused, as you watch them do it. B) Begin removing their items from their cart while they remove yours. C) Cry, because they put... Continue Reading →

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