Bunnies!


Every time I feel down, a bunny hops out of a bush. And I'm not exaggerating that much. Okay, I'm exaggerating a little. A few weeks ago, I was having a really rough day and was walking home kind of late, when a bunny hopped out from a bush. I got really close to it... Continue Reading →

Yes, Mary Did Know.


Mary, did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water? Mary, did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters? Well, yes...an angel woke me up in the middle of my beauty sleep to let me know. I don't think I would forget something so significant. Did... Continue Reading →

Double-Talk (Part 2)


What they say: I like your outfit, you look really comfy. What they mean: You look like a slob; my goodness, couldn't you have at least tried this morning?! What they say: You always have the cutest clothes! I swear, they'd look bad on anyone else but you! What they mean: Those clothes look bad... Continue Reading →

Librarians are Superheroes


I have one thing to say: Librarians are superheroes. SUPER. HEROES. They can do anything! I bet when they're at home they go invisible or fly around and stuff. They are modern day Clark Kents. I read a book 3 years ago that I loved and wanted to read again, but I couldn't remember anything... Continue Reading →

Why I’m Destined to be Tina Fey


People tell me I remind them a lot of Liz Lemon (for those of you who don't know, that's Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock). While I pretend to be offended that people compare me to a single, middle-aged woman who eats her feelings, I'm not...I'm not offended at all. In fact, it's pretty much... Continue Reading →

Yoga Breath


Let's all take a deeeeeeeep breath in...and exhale...and in...and exhale...good. CALM DOWN ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY. I promise everything's gonna be fine. She's gonna love you someday, you're gonna get into college, you won't fail that test, you're not gonna die, and no, nobody hates you. Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we... Continue Reading →

How to Treat the Fellaz


1. Offer to do things for him. I think he'd especially appreciate if you re-laced his shoes all cool so the laces aren't crisscrossed but instead go straight across. That's a real winner right there. Expect a ring tomorrow. 2. Be real. I always hate it when people say that: "I'm just bein' real with... Continue Reading →

How to Treat the Ladiez


1. Offer a lady your jacket. Really. If she says she's cold, it's your responsibility to chivalrously warm her up. And I don't mean by rubbing your body all over hers. I mean you should say, "Wow, Lady, you're cold? I shall save you from frostbite by giving my jacket up for you." She might... Continue Reading →

Chocolate Makes the Heart Grow Fonder?


There's something rotten here, and I think I know what it is. Flowers. And chocolate. True, the flowers are pretty fresh and I don't actually know if chocolate can rot, but it's the symbolism that counts here, people. Don't let yourselves be blinded by Valentine's Day and love and all the sugar you've no doubt... Continue Reading →

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