Dear Friends, Well, 2013 sure did fly by -- like me, on my private jet, flying off to Morocco. I have, once again, had an amazing year that was probably much more exciting than yours. As you probably read in the tabloids, my new lover Mickey and I were swept up in a whirlwind romance... Continue Reading →

I Have Learned More


Happy New Year, muffins! I wish we could've all been classy together and that we could've kissed at midnight! Instead, I hope you all had fun ringing out the old and ringing in the new! I gave Chloe two pretentious cheek kisses at midnight, and I'd say that sufficed this year. She is my ladylove,... Continue Reading →

Ho Ho Humbug


Merry Christmas, my little muffins! I hope you've all had a wonderful day with wonderful people, and I hope you've been feeling charitable and merciful, etc etc. That's what I want to talk about, actually -- all the things we do in the holiday season but tend to forget about for the rest of the... Continue Reading →

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