Let Me Tell You About My Dream


I had a dream a few months ago that The Hunger Games were mixed with Jeopardy. Yeah. The competitors had to survive in the wilderness, of course, but they also had to know a lot of random information about rivers in Europe and Chopin's favorite food and how many toes Marie Antoinette's cat had. Alex... Continue Reading →

Alex Trebek: Pedantic Ass of the Century


Dear Alexxxxx Treeeeebek, Next time you correct someone's pronunciation of a French word, it's gonna get violent, and fast. You're obnoxious. And you don't know everything, even though you think you do. Your hair freaks me out. I bet you dye it. I don't like when you make people feel bad for losing money or... Continue Reading →

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