Girl Crush


I have a girl crush on a few people. Okay, the list is a little longer than I care to admit, but whatever. It's 2011, I'm allowed to platonically fall in love with a few celebrities. I have lots of middle-aged-man crushes too. I'll blog about those sometime. I have so much love, I can't only... Continue Reading →

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How to Be a Tool


Tool - A complete idiot/jerk. Usually male. Usually works out way too much and thinks he's the hottest thing since sliced bread. Remember when we used to say stuff like that? "Hottest thing since sliced bread." What was hot before sliced bread? And when did sliced bread become hot? I guess if it's oven-fresh it can... Continue Reading →

Trash the TV


Let's talk about trashy TV and possible theories of why we like it: 1. We secretly want to be trashy and need an outlet to appreciate trashy people. 2. We (not so secretly) hate trashy people and therefore watch shows about them in order to feel better about ourselves. 3. In some sick way they... Continue Reading →

Happiness: Accessable 24 Hours a Day


In order to keep myself from shrieking loudly and then collapsing and writhing on the floor in agony (this agony is derived from being totally insane and/or hormonal/tired/bored/alive), I have to do totally awesome things. So. Totally. Awesome. Okay, so I don't actually DO these awesome things. "Doing these awesome things" usually involves remaining motionless... Continue Reading →

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