Chocolate Makes the Heart Grow Fonder?

There's something rotten here, and I think I know what it is. Flowers. And chocolate. True, the flowers are pretty fresh and I don't actually know if chocolate can rot, but it's the symbolism that counts here, people. Don't let yourselves be blinded by Valentine's Day and love and all the sugar you've no doubt... Continue Reading →


Halloween: it's the most wonderful time of the year. Not to be confused with Christmas, which is the most SnoWonderful time of the year. I dressed as Ke$ha, which probably makes me a big hypocrite, because I ranted last week about why people shouldn't be tarts on Halloween. But I promise you this: I did not act... Continue Reading →

You’re Afraid

Today, I noticed someone was sent to my blog by Google (ohhh Google, you're almost as weird as me) with the search "I'm afraid my tall strong wife beats me." First, I want to find this person and give him a cuddle. Then I want to ask if he means "I'm afraid! My tall strong... Continue Reading →

Stah Talk Talk Talkin’ That…

Blaah blah blah. Trashy? Or classy? Ke$ha switches roles with the jerk guys who terrorize girls at social gatherings. For those of you who don't know, Ke$ha is a pop singer who recently became famous with her CD "Animal." While I can't figure out if I like her or not (seeing as her songs tend... Continue Reading →

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