How To Abduct People

Specifically, how to abduct your best friend who is going off to college without you. Step 1: Enlist other best friend to help snatch him in her big car. Big car + semi-small friend = success. Attract abductee with his favorite cologne (waft it through the air near his bedroom window or advertise that its... Continue Reading →

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