How to Be a Creep


Ahh, my specialty. 1. Walk quietly up behind them and begin singing a song really softly and slowly in their ear. It's best if it's a song from a children's movie or something. Just imagine hearing "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..." floating eerily into your ear. 2. Lurk. Anywhere, really. Lurk... Continue Reading →

Mary Poppins Pockets


My boyfriend keeps everything in his pockets. I guess that's not unusual, since most guys don't carry purses etc. It's just always so hilarious to me when he pulls his phone and wallet, a whole cake and a small elephant out of his pockets at the end of the day. What? How? How was all... Continue Reading →

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