Mating Rituals

My roommate fed me a cheese curd from Dairy Queen earlier today and I told her I loved her because...cheese. She just stuck it right in my mouth cuz she loves me, and now the feeling is mutual. Then...then she uttered the funniest, truest thing I've heard all week: "Before you mate with the wild Cappy,... Continue Reading →

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