Society Told Me Not To


Society: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Me: Shove it! Society has told me (yep, it speaks) that I shouldn't do these things in public: 1. Don't dance down the skywalk. People can see you. It is weird to drive down the street, look up for a moment, and see someone gettin' jiggy with it... Continue Reading →

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Ohh, the Irony.


I named my blog Writer's Block because I couldn't think of anything besides "I'm Insane" or "Jelly Beans Taste Good." Little did I know, the title would come back to haunt me. I am writing a novel. My characters used to flow out of my mind like water down a downspout. I'm not sure that's a very good... Continue Reading →

My Mind: The Ultimate Three Ring Circus


Help. To the blogging community (and everyone else out there, I guess): I have gone completely insane. My blogs from now until eternity will probably contain an edge of bitterness and cynicism that should not not not not not be there. Why? Cuz I'm insane. Didn't I already mention that? Prepare for a ramble-fest. My mind... Continue Reading →

I Am: George Hincapie


I bicycle. The route I usually ride has a large hill at the end. That hill hurts.  When I ride up that hill, it takes every ounce of willpower I possess not to get off my bike, sling it over my shoulder, and just hike up the hill to my house. It would probably be harder and more... Continue Reading →

This Is My Life


Two recent searches that brought people to my blog caught my attention today. Someone typed in "Bella Swan stupid," thereby restoring my faith in humanity. Someone else (who I really really love but who might have a pretty intense form of ADD) wrote "I love you are my best friend big dinosa." That's it. They didn't even finish the... Continue Reading →

Long Time Ago When We Was Fab


Once upon a time, there was me. I was pretty cute, little, and very (shockingly) blonde, in a 4-year-old model sort of way. I still look like that. Incredibly attractive, blonde...did I mention incredibly attractive? I don't look 4 anymore though... Anyway, I had this great friend, Jenny. We were pretty tight until she got... Continue Reading →

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