I Gots Opinions


Blogging three times this week may be breaking my record for the year. I miss you guys, and I really hope you missed me, because without you I'm just typing to myself while shivering because this apartment is so damn cold...and that's just depressing. So hi! I love you all, and I'm really trying to get back... Continue Reading →

One Time, A Guy Sang At Me


I always feel really conflicted when men come up and do things that they clearly think are nice when really they're just making me uncomfortable. So...for example, one time a guy sang at me. I say he sang at me because I sort of just sat there, bewildered, while I was accosted by Justin Bieber lyrics. He had approached... Continue Reading →

Why Isn’t This the Twenties?


Pull up your pants, boys, and get ready for the ride of your life, because I'm about to learn you a thing or two. I've recently realized that there aren't enough lovely boys in my general vicinity, and this needs to change. So, I am now going to complain for about 300 words, after which... Continue Reading →

I Re-Love You.


Dear Cappy, You are so amazing and wise. I love you. You make me jump for joy in public areas, you make my hair more bouncy, and you make my nose tickle in the best way possible. Love, A Reader. I made that up. But really: Dear Cappy, I have been recently broken up with... Continue Reading →

Perfection


Right, I am not so diluted that I think I can actually obtain a man this perfectly WONDERFUL, but one can dream. If anyone out there is this person, knows this person, is the father/sibling/cousin/great auntie of this person...let me know. George (that will be his name) should: Be Tall - I would rather not feel... Continue Reading →

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