I Gots Opinions


Blogging three times this week may be breaking my record for the year. I miss you guys, and I really hope you missed me, because without you I'm just typing to myself while shivering because this apartment is so damn cold...and that's just depressing. So hi! I love you all, and I'm really trying to get back... Continue Reading →

One Time, A Guy Sang At Me


I always feel really conflicted when men come up and do things that they clearly think are nice when really they're just making me uncomfortable. So...for example, one time a guy sang at me. I say he sang at me because I sort of just sat there, bewildered, while I was accosted by Justin Bieber lyrics. He had approached... Continue Reading →

Why Isn’t This the Twenties?


Pull up your pants, boys, and get ready for the ride of your life, because I'm about to learn you a thing or two. I've recently realized that there aren't enough lovely boys in my general vicinity, and this needs to change. So, I am now going to complain for about 300 words, after which... Continue Reading →

On Feminism


Dear Men, You can open the door for me. You can pay for my dinner. You can walk me home at night. You can carry me over puddles (do people still do that?).  And anyone who won't let you is off her rocker. Every human being on the planet wants independence, even those who think they... Continue Reading →

I Re-Love You.


Dear Cappy, You are so amazing and wise. I love you. You make me jump for joy in public areas, you make my hair more bouncy, and you make my nose tickle in the best way possible. Love, A Reader. I made that up. But really: Dear Cappy, I have been recently broken up with... Continue Reading →

Perfection


Right, I am not so diluted that I think I can actually obtain a man this perfectly WONDERFUL, but one can dream. If anyone out there is this person, knows this person, is the father/sibling/cousin/great auntie of this person...let me know. George (that will be his name) should: Be Tall - I would rather not feel... Continue Reading →

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