I was on the phone with my dad yesterday crying (surprise) over my lack of romantic luck recently. He gave me some really wonderful advice, the most hilarious of which came when he said, "The worst thing Disney ever did for society was write those stupid happy endings." Or something to that effect -- I tend... Continue Reading →
Jedgar.
I saw J. Edgar last night with my friend Chloe. It was...well, I am no Ebert, so I'll give you some selected quotes from the cinematic delight and you can decide for yourself: Jedgar met a pretty lady. "I'm gonna show her the card catalog system I invented on our date," Jedgar said to his... Continue Reading →
Leave My Man Alone
Hi. College is hard. I wish I was majoring in blogging so that posting here was required. But alas...I am not. So before I begin studying for the tests I have this week, I thought I'd give you this lovely list of videos: You don't understand. I am actually obsessed with this video. I watch... Continue Reading →
Mary Poppins Pockets
My boyfriend keeps everything in his pockets. I guess that's not unusual, since most guys don't carry purses etc. It's just always so hilarious to me when he pulls his phone and wallet, a whole cake and a small elephant out of his pockets at the end of the day. What? How? How was all... Continue Reading →
Movie Stars and Have You Ever?
I want to live in an old movie. I've watched black and white movies for as long as I can remember. My childhood consisted of regular kids programs like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street, but it was filled mainly by movies from the 30s and 40s (like Arsenic and Old Lace, The Thin Man, The... Continue Reading →
Baby You Can Drive My Boat
There's a guy in town who has a boat car. Yep. You heard me. A convertable car with a boat shell around it. And it drives on land - it's not the like the cars that drive on water. Nope. Boat car = car with a boat shell. Don't ask. Okay, ask, cuz I'm gonna tell you.... Continue Reading →
Bella Swan: The Most Hateable Character in All of Literature
So, just about everyone with an ounce of sense has said this already, but what is the deal with Twilight? I read the books two years ago and must admit that I initially liked them. Most girls do, because everyone is wooed by the thought of having a soulmate, someone who would do anything for them.... Continue Reading →
