I Got Married at a Party


Once, I was married for about three seconds. Well, okay, that's a lie, but it felt that way. I should start by saying that I don't really go to parties, because: 1. Drinking is illegal for me, as I'm only 19 and in the U.S. you have to be 21. Which I personally think is... Continue Reading →

Party Etiquette


1. For those of you that drink, don't use those horrendous Bud Light bottles that have a "name tag" on them. You know people are just gonna scrape dirty pictures on them after they've downed a few. Whose idea were those anyway? "Yeah, let's make it easier for drunk people to give out their phone... Continue Reading →

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