Mingbin, Gaga and Me


I do not want to get on this plane.  I want to stay in this state of airport gate-waiting for eternity. I'm not afraid to fly. I don't particularly like it, and usually I feel a little ill when I fly, but it's only an hour flight and I have good music and a book about... Continue Reading →

Webs


Three spiders have made their homes outside my apartment windows. Sometimes, I watch them spin their webs in the dark, orange streetlights barely illuminating the fibers. Usually they're sheltered from the rainy Oregon weather but every so often, when it rains sideways, huge holes appear in the meticulously symmetrical designs. I'm always so amazed at the... Continue Reading →

Remember?


Remember when I used to blog? Yeah, I barely remember either.... I'm watching Julie & Julia, the movie that started this whole blog off in the first place. I figured if Julie Powell could utilize her writing and cooking skills through a blog, that maybe I could try my hand at it too. At first, I wrote... Continue Reading →

November 9, 2016


You may have noticed that uh...my country has made a terrible decision. The fact that Donald Trump is the president elect made it hard to get out of bed this morning. Just existing today has been a struggle for so many of us; I'm afraid and angry and sad and disappointed and horrified. And the... Continue Reading →

7 Signs You’re A Crazy (Awesome) Cat Lady


You frequently wake up to your cat head-butting your face for kisses and immediately oblige, no matter the hour. Your Instagram feed is entirely composed of photos of you and your cat. You spend an enormous amount of time showing people the above mentioned pictures and/or talking incessantly about your cat. You choose to stay home... Continue Reading →

Summer Vacations Are Over


I just realized I'll never have three solid months off for the summer ever again. And if we're being totally honest, I'm not that sad about that. I never really loved summer vacation. I grew up in a pretty rural area, but it wasn't so rural that everyone else lived in a rural area....if that makes sense...... Continue Reading →

If You’re Ever Feeling Ugly


Maybe you look in the mirror and notice that your chin hair (mine's named Vern, so don't be ashamed of yours) is growing back with a vengeance. Maybe you have a huge zit right in between your eyebrows, and it's totally blocking your third eye. It's possible that your butt grew two sizes overnight (sort of like the... Continue Reading →

Folw Yur Drms


It's 11:30 p.m. I went to bed at 9:30 (after I graduated from college I turned into a grandmother and am perfectly okay with that). When I can't sleep, I think about weird stuff: 1. I was walking home at night one time when I ran into a few (very drunk) people sitting on a... Continue Reading →

I Gots Opinions


Blogging three times this week may be breaking my record for the year. I miss you guys, and I really hope you missed me, because without you I'm just typing to myself while shivering because this apartment is so damn cold...and that's just depressing. So hi! I love you all, and I'm really trying to get back... Continue Reading →

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