I Am Cappy: Hear Me Grump!


Let me start out by calmly explaining my day to you: ARGHHHGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIAMUNHAPPY! Okay. Now that's settled, I'd like to say that these are extremely FIRST WORLD type problems and I honestly have no right to be upset, but I'm gonna be anyway because today I want to be selfish. The phones are ringing off the... Continue Reading →

Fortune Cookies Suck


Stop being a vague cookie! I don't think Fortune Cookies are living up to society's expectations of them. They are like the black sheep of the family, though which family that is I'm not quite sure. Basically, society (the parents) expected great things of fortune cookies but they just let us down. They didn't go... Continue Reading →

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