Polite Raps 2: Even Politer Raps


Shoutout to my girl Caity, this one's for you, girl. Ayeeeeee! That's the way it goes when you party just like I do. B****es on my d*** that used to brush me off in high school But I understand, cuz I was a little weird back then and now you like me because you see how... Continue Reading →

Polite Raps


If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son. But seriously if you ever need me I'm always here, and I truly care about you as a friend. You deserve a wonderful woman. So what you wanna do? Shit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too. We'd like to... Continue Reading →

Girl Crush


I have a girl crush on a few people. Okay, the list is a little longer than I care to admit, but whatever. It's 2011, I'm allowed to platonically fall in love with a few celebrities. I have lots of middle-aged-man crushes too. I'll blog about those sometime. I have so much love, I can't only... Continue Reading →

Yeah, I’m With the Band


Mama, when I grow up, I'm gonna be in a band. Here are the names I'm considering: The Gnome Chompskys Our first album will be called "We Are Cunning Linguists" in order to pay homage to good ole Noam. And while we're at it, we'll throw some references about phonology and socialism into a love... Continue Reading →

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