Can We Discuss Disney Princesses Though


I was on the phone with my dad yesterday crying (surprise) over my lack of romantic luck recently. He gave me some really wonderful advice, the most hilarious of which came when he said, "The worst thing Disney ever did for society was write those stupid happy endings." Or something to that effect -- I tend... Continue Reading →

I’m Not FOR Men


I'd like to clear a few things up. As a bisexual woman, I encounter a lot of nonsense on a daily basis. I hear these bizarre -- and offensive -- comments on a pretty regular basis, mostly from men but sometimes from women. But let's be real...I mostly hear this shit from men. "Oh, you... Continue Reading →


Dear Friends, Well, 2013 sure did fly by -- like me, on my private jet, flying off to Morocco. I have, once again, had an amazing year that was probably much more exciting than yours. As you probably read in the tabloids, my new lover Mickey and I were swept up in a whirlwind romance... Continue Reading →

Patrick Swayze, Be My Valentine


Swayze, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1. You're basically a triple threat. You sang "She's Like The Wind" (it came on my Pandora this morning while I was getting ready and I just about died), danced and acted in Dirty Dancing, all while rocking a pretty naughty body and wearing... Continue Reading →

It Went A Little Like This…


One of my dearest readers, Hans, asked me to write a post about my first kiss, and Ben was rather anxious to get another post out of me as soon as possible, so I thought I'd throw modesty to the wind and tell you all one more time how awesome I can be. I was a bit... Continue Reading →

Why Isn’t This the Twenties?


Pull up your pants, boys, and get ready for the ride of your life, because I'm about to learn you a thing or two. I've recently realized that there aren't enough lovely boys in my general vicinity, and this needs to change. So, I am now going to complain for about 300 words, after which... Continue Reading →

Saint Cappy’s Day


Hi y'all! It's officially Saint Cappy's Day, as mentioned previously in this post. Since Saint Cappy's day is all about celebrating yourself, I thought I'd give y'all a few reasons to love being single: 1. Some people have arranged marriages. At least you don't have to deal with Derk and his 12 goats buying you... Continue Reading →

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