Aphorisms for the Wise

Remember these simple sayings and all will be well. Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Except that girls aren't like pianos, so shut up. Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant. How depressing. Born a saint, die a sinner. Born a sinner, die a saint. Or just be born and then DIE... Continue Reading →

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