I can't sleep. It's the middle of the night before I move out of my childhood home and into an apartment in a city, and I just cannot sleep. I keep wishing Puck or that Fairy King were around to chuck some sleep glitter at my face so I could just have that midsummer night's... Continue Reading →

Thou Beslubbering Elf-Skinned Flap-Dragon!

Hello, WordPress, you saucy jackenapes. I've been rather absent lately, but I stumbled upon this little gem and wanted your feedback. So... What's your favorite combination of the above? Or, if no one combination suits your fancy, what's the best insulting word (keep it clean, people) you've heard/used? I'm stocking up. Cheers!  

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