If You’re Ever Feeling Ugly


Maybe you look in the mirror and notice that your chin hair (mine's named Vern, so don't be ashamed of yours) is growing back with a vengeance. Maybe you have a huge zit right in between your eyebrows, and it's totally blocking your third eye. It's possible that your butt grew two sizes overnight (sort of like the... Continue Reading →

One Time I Wrote Fanfic


It was awesome. There's something really exhilarating about writing absolute tripe on the internet...maybe that's why I like blogging. Anyway, it's some of the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever written but I thought I'd share it with you here, because...because it's Downton Abbey fanfic and Carson is sassy in it. So you're welcome.   Midnight... Continue Reading →

Is Everyone Gay?


I've been a wee bit absent lately because...well, there are lots of reasons: 1. Sorority recruitment is intense. We prepared for 6 days, then recruited for 5. My sorority had about 65 members two weeks ago...now we have 115. NEW MEMBERS GALORE! 2. I now have a job. Ish. I work for the alcohol and... Continue Reading →

Pregnancy Cravings


I've been eating like a pregnant woman (I swear I'm not joking - I've got the food baby to prove it), and my friends are totally fuelling my bad habit. Here's the deal: We're the Cheetah Girls, and nothing, not even a food baby, can stand in the way of our happiness. Katie, Shannon, Maddie and... Continue Reading →

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