India


So uh...in case you guys were wondering... I'M GOING TO INDIA. This summer. Study abroad. INDIAAAAAAAA. Whatevs. I found out today while I was studying for an exam (I may have been so heavily caffeinated that upon receiving the email I had an excitement- and caffeine-induced seizure in the library) and was immediately distracted, so... Continue Reading →

A Tribute to Ham


Or rather, a questioning of why people constantly make tributes to ham. Tina Fey's monologue on ham, which turns into a monologue on things that are not ham. "People do like the way she says ham." Which leads to this mashup: spicy ham. Oh Stefan. And we'll end with the lovely JWoww eating ham and... Continue Reading →

Leave My Man Alone


Hi. College is hard. I wish I was majoring in blogging so that posting here was required. But alas...I am not. So before I begin studying for the tests I have this week, I thought I'd give you this lovely list of videos: You don't understand. I am actually obsessed with this video. I watch... Continue Reading →

Yeah, I’m With the Band


Mama, when I grow up, I'm gonna be in a band. Here are the names I'm considering: The Gnome Chompskys Our first album will be called "We Are Cunning Linguists" in order to pay homage to good ole Noam. And while we're at it, we'll throw some references about phonology and socialism into a love... Continue Reading →

Why I’m Destined to be Tina Fey


People tell me I remind them a lot of Liz Lemon (for those of you who don't know, that's Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock). While I pretend to be offended that people compare me to a single, middle-aged woman who eats her feelings, I'm not...I'm not offended at all. In fact, it's pretty much... Continue Reading →

Yoga Breath


Let's all take a deeeeeeeep breath in...and exhale...and in...and exhale...good. CALM DOWN ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY. I promise everything's gonna be fine. She's gonna love you someday, you're gonna get into college, you won't fail that test, you're not gonna die, and no, nobody hates you. Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we... Continue Reading →

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