Happy Tanniversary


Oh, hey. Didn't see you there! Guess what I just did? Got tanned. Spray tanned, that is, for the first time and for a number of reasons, which I shall list! 1. I'm pale. Like, really pale. Not my-skin-barely-covers-my-veins pale, but pale nonetheless. 2. It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend tomorrow, and I... Continue Reading →

I Am: Boiled Lobster


I am a pale girl. It's just a fact of life. I'm not albino, nor do I have that white-blonde hair that turns green with chlorine or makes me look sick, but I'm pale nonetheless. And this weekend, I turned into a lobster. I was at the lake with some friends and we were all... Continue Reading →

Personal-Talk in Public Places


The other day I was on a ferry boat, just sittin' by myself, lookin' out the window at the ocean, when all of a sudden the woman behind me starts talking about her marriage counselor. Lady: Blaaahhh blah blah well Bill* and I needed marriage counseling. But we didn't care enough about our marriage to... Continue Reading →

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