One Time I Wrote Fanfic


It was awesome. There's something really exhilarating about writing absolute tripe on the internet...maybe that's why I like blogging. Anyway, it's some of the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever written but I thought I'd share it with you here, because...because it's Downton Abbey fanfic and Carson is sassy in it. So you're welcome.   Midnight... Continue Reading →

What’s the Point of Simon Cowell


So, I was about to write a really really super sassy post about how Simon Cowell is a jerk and what's the point of walking around with a huge scowl on your face because does nothing please you?! But then I googled him (because I couldn't remember how to spell his last name, to be... Continue Reading →

Porches Are For Brownie


I'm all for smilingbut that woman is baring her teeth at me.Why, Giada? Why? They...sparkle...And Ina, I know that Francewith its shops and street corners, berets and baguettesis enchantingbut why must you tease me like that?Hey, you. Sandra LeeWhat's in a name? You might as well be calledSandra Dee, with your spiffy cooking ideas andadorable... Continue Reading →

And Sean Cried…


Hopefully you guys don't mind my rants about The Bachelor, cuz heeere comes another one! I just finished watching the most recent episode online and I shall summarize it for y'all in case you don't follow the nonsense that is The Bachelor. Sean goes to the hometowns of the 4 remaining girls and meets their... Continue Reading →

The Bachelor Taught Me…


The Bachelor is all about real love, and it is teaching me so much! Like: 1. The definition of a "fairytale" is competing with 24 other girls and being as catty as possible while at the same time pretending to be normal in the company of the man you're trying to woo. 2. It's totally... Continue Reading →

Why I’m Destined to be Tina Fey


People tell me I remind them a lot of Liz Lemon (for those of you who don't know, that's Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock). While I pretend to be offended that people compare me to a single, middle-aged woman who eats her feelings, I'm not...I'm not offended at all. In fact, it's pretty much... Continue Reading →

Seduction So Dangerous


I was flipping through the channels the other day at lunch and came across an ad for Degrassi: The Boiling Point.  Many of you probably know of Degrassi (apparently it was popular in the early 90's) or, if you're older than that, The Kids of Degrassi Street which aired in the 80's. Stay with me here,... Continue Reading →

The Decline of the Barney Empire


I watched a few minutes of Barney today on PBS and was severely disappointed. Barney is not a good television show anymore, and I am sure it's not because my tastes have changed. My tastes have not changed - I still love Elmo, the Teletubbies, and Mr. Rogers. Yeah, at least I have the guts... Continue Reading →

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