I Would Ship You All


I might secretly want to write fan fiction. Like, really badly, if only to make it so absurdly ridiculous that I'll get some sort of cult following of 14 year old girls who love me and make me rich and famous. Kind of like that doof who wrote 50 Shades of Grey, only...a million times... Continue Reading →

Why Isn’t This the Twenties?


Pull up your pants, boys, and get ready for the ride of your life, because I'm about to learn you a thing or two. I've recently realized that there aren't enough lovely boys in my general vicinity, and this needs to change. So, I am now going to complain for about 300 words, after which... Continue Reading →

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