Weird Day, Gimme a McFlurry.

Today, I was a bit of a grumpy camper, so I decided to get a McFlurry. Because really, when you're sad, what cheers you up more than a questionably-dairy "ice cream" treat injected with death and Reese's chunks? Nothing, that is the answer. So I left my house, drove to the closest McDonald's (which is... Continue Reading →

A Tribute to Ham

Or rather, a questioning of why people constantly make tributes to ham. Tina Fey's monologue on ham, which turns into a monologue on things that are not ham. "People do like the way she says ham." Which leads to this mashup: spicy ham. Oh Stefan. And we'll end with the lovely JWoww eating ham and... Continue Reading →

Why I’m Destined to be Tina Fey

People tell me I remind them a lot of Liz Lemon (for those of you who don't know, that's Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock). While I pretend to be offended that people compare me to a single, middle-aged woman who eats her feelings, I'm not...I'm not offended at all. In fact, it's pretty much... Continue Reading →

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