Try Not to Pee. Just. Try.


So, I haven’t written in a while (obviously). Finals are next week and life’s been nuts, but you all know that! For the time being, I wanted to show you some videos I’ve seen lately. We all love animals being silly, so I’ve brought you three of those. And since dancing children is another crowd pleaser, have one of those too :)

Love you all! Enjoy!

1. I’ve watched this way more times than I should admit:

2. This has become my new favorite way of saying no:

3. Yay quacking dog!

He’s better than Elvis (Pay particular attention to 1:25 when he finishes):

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Leave My Man Alone


Hi. College is hard. I wish I was majoring in blogging so that posting here was required. But alas…I am not. So before I begin studying for the tests I have this week, I thought I’d give you this lovely list of videos:


You don’t understand. I am actually obsessed with this video. I watch it all the time and quote from it (Thoreau, actually…the Teapot Dome Scandal of 1922…) daily. I know I’ve posted it a million times on my video lists but seriously…it’s too good to pass up.


The Real Women of SNL

Sometimes days are hard. Sometimes people say you suck. But you just gotta think: What would Maya Rudolph do? What would Kristin Wiig do? WHAT WOULD CHERI OTERI DO?!
Answer: pull someone’s weave and call them insane.


So many things to say…but mostly just YES.


I just don’t think these videos are scaring you enough, so…have this one.


From the girl who brought you “Miss Moogoo” comes…Leave My Man Alone!!! Stickam Girl strikes again.
Note the flag in the background.


Nope. They’re not. They’re dead.


KAAAAAARL!!!

Yoga Breath


Let’s all take a deeeeeeeep breath in…and exhale…and in…and exhale…good.

CALM DOWN ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY.

I promise everything’s gonna be fine. She’s gonna love you someday, you’re gonna get into college, you won’t fail that test, you’re not gonna die, and no, nobody hates you.

Why do we do this to ourselves? Why do we stress over relationships and life and everything constantly? Just enjoy it. If you have a problem, fix it. If it’s completely unfixable, then let it slide. I don’t always live by these words, but I swear I try to every day.

So take a deep breath, sit back, relax, and watch a few funny videos:


Lemme Smang It – I love the Wild Thornberrys reference…takes me back to my youth. “You don’t wanna get a cooch contusion….” I think the best part is how unenthusiastic the girl looks the whole time…I’d like to thank Kenley for bringing this into my life.


Honey Badger! – I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. Thank you LaKecia, you have made my life worth living…


Top That! (The name of the video offends me, but I love it anyway) – From the movie “Teen Witch” from the dark ages…I love his outfit and this song. I want this to happen in real life. To me. Right now. “Look at how funky he is!” You can say that again, sister.


Black Umbrella – I love this song. Not gonna lie, Miley Cyrus is pretty hot, and this song “interpretation” makes it better cuz her talent doesn’t suck…
“Tiny Timmy Tokyo…and I’m pregnant.” Their BeeGees and Luda song “Magic Man” makes me really happy too, so y’all should look that up.


Nickelodeon After Dark… I probably shouldn’t think this is funny. But it IS. They’re in their Full House clothes and then…”I like rubbing.”

Video Love


It’s been too long since I’ve done one of these. And I WILL expose you to things I love.

1. Synchronized Japanese Businessmen. Really, this is one of the most impressive things I’ve seen on YouTube.

2. How to Flirt. He’s a woman after my own heart. We should meet up and do more How To stuff :P

3.  Mock the Week. I love this show. Wish I lived where I could actually see it air on TV! Instead, I keep myself happy by watching videos from it on YouTube. This is a pretty good one. Please note the blonde cutie on the left. That’d be my husband, Russell Howard.

4. Adam Hills – Characterful pt 6. I love this man. So. Much.

5. How To Avoid Talking To People You Don’t Want to Talk To. I really need to learn from this video.

“Film” Friday


I haven’t done one of these in a while, but consider it your Christmas present.

Yeah, it's like I'm handing you a bit of happiness. TAKE IT.

Videos I love so much I want to make them my boyfriend:

1. But I Can Dance! – Natalie Tran
I want to be Natalie Tran. I love Natalie Tran. She is the most hilarious YouTuber I have come across so far. Someday, I hope to be as funny and successful as her. I love this video because it’s so true. Check out my other favorite videos of her: Bending at the Knees for Love and Flasher! Whoops! Yeah, it’s porno music/comment time.

2. Mashterpiece Theatre – Jersey Shore
These people are fun, and the video involves the Jersey Shore and British accents…combined. YES!

3. All I Want for Christmas is You
Except that it isn’t Mariah (which is good), but is instead really fun guys dancing around in sweaters. These guys make me so happy – I love their videos. Merry Christmas :)

4. Like it’s Quidditch
I always liked the sound of Like a G6, but I thought the words were really stupid. I love Harry Potter, so this tickles my fancy. You can buy it on iTunes, too. Hufflepuff, know what’s up.

5. Poker Face – Christopher Walken
I love him. He’d never heard the song, so he “sang” it…just watch the video. OH!

6. Clap – Brenden Fraser
My friends and I had a huge Golden Globes party last year. We dressed up and got classy…and then clapped like this all night after it happened because it was so hilarious. It’s 8 seconds, just watch it.

7.  Chess Tournament Cheer
This is probably the funniest thing Will Ferrell has ever done. I quote it all the time, but nobody ever gets it. So check me out!

8. And finally, The IT Crowd Bloopers
This show is so hilarious. And it’s streamable on NetFlix!!!! WATCH IT! But watch the bloopers first. Maybe.

“Enter Title Here”


So sometimes we all need to laugh. In fact, I kind of HAVE to so I can make it through the day. So here’s some joy for your Sunday afternoon.

1. I don’t know what this is. But it’s French and it’s super weird. I wish I spoke French just so I knew what was happening in this video. It’s like Sit and Be Fit on acid.

2. Face Exercises (Lion) – We all want to look younger, but are we sure we want to look this stupid doing it? (I actually kinda like her hair…)

3.  The Alex and Charlie Format! Today’s show is in the key of G. And a bloody good thing it is, because I like things that make me laugh, and this MAKES ME LAUGH. Whey hey!

4. Where the Dirty Hipsters Are – Nothing gives me more pleasure than making fun of hipsters. Except blogging, which is convenient because HEY I can make fun of hipsters on my blog!

5. New Testament Cigarettes – Because Woody Allen is a genius of epic proportions.

6. ‘Llectuals – I know I’ve already put this up, but I REALLY WANT THERE TO BE A SHOW LIKE THIS. Someone make it and dedicate it to me.

Happiness: Accessable 24 Hours a Day


See Happiness Inducer #2

In order to keep myself from shrieking loudly and then collapsing and writhing on the floor in agony (this agony is derived from being totally insane and/or hormonal/tired/bored/alive), I have to do totally awesome things. So. Totally. Awesome.

Okay, so I don’t actually DO these awesome things. “Doing these awesome things” usually involves remaining motionless and looking at a computer screen…

1. ‘Lectuals
From the people who brought you Hipster Olympics comes ‘Llectuals, the sexy new PBS show about intellectual high school students.
Have I mentioned I actually wouldn’t mind seeing a show like this?

2. The X-Files
Every season is streamable on Netflix, so I basically have 24 hour access to heaven on earth…aka Fox Mulder.

3. Sing Talk
Probably better than Ke$ha’s song TiK ToK, mostly because it doesn’t involve capitalizing the third letter of words.

4. Budweiser Greetings Commercial
I hate Budweiser commercials, usually. But this one makes me want to be a guy and do these things. Watch.

5. Old Spice Commercial Parody
Old Christ: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
I love the real Old Spice man, but this comes as a pretty close second.

6. Watching J-Woww “feel like eating ham and drinking water”
I don’t know what it is, but I love J-Woww. She is my homegirl. Also, this is probably the cutest thing I have ever seen her do. Ham.

7. Sassy Gay Friend
This one (Hamlet) is my favorite, but they’re all amazing. Okay? Okay.

Cheers, enjoy, live long and prosper, and AHOY!

Things That Make Me Go “HA!”


When I need a laugh, I get on YouTube and BAM: Laughter.
There are about 90 million videos on this list, but there is no such thing as too much laughter.

The Dad Life
So awesome. These dads are pretty legit.

Hipster Olympics
I want to be just like them, only…not. Because hipsters don’t admit to aspiring to anything.

IT Crowd Outtakes
7:30 is my favorite part. I love The IT Crowd…it’s got to be the most hilarious show ever, next to Fawlty Towers and…nothing.

My Push Up Bra Will Help Me Get My Man
Glozell can ALWAYS get a laugh out of me. It’s not that hard to make me laugh, honestly, but she really really really really makes me laugh. A lot. Get it? Good.

How To: Be a Bad Bitch
This just makes me excited. Nuff said. Plus, it’s a How To and we all know how much I love How To’s.

FEAR
AHHHHHHH!

BBC Questionnaire (Alex Day)
Sort it out, love.
This guy makes me really happy with his readings of Twilight. This is a super old video of his, but it never fails to make me giggle.

2009 Got You Down?
While it’s neither 2009 nor Christmas time, this video always makes me happy. Especially when I forget what it is and watch it again. Then I get surprised and happy. Nothing is better than being surprised AND happy.