One Time, A Guy Sang At Me


I always feel really conflicted when men come up and do things that they clearly think are nice when really they're just making me uncomfortable. So...for example, one time a guy sang at me. I say he sang at me because I sort of just sat there, bewildered, while I was accosted by Justin Bieber lyrics. He had approached... Continue Reading →

Wave Your Tampon in the Air If You’re With Me


Look. I just read this post over at Firework in Stilettos and it got me thinking. Thinking about obnoxious people protesting outside Planned Parenthood when they could be devoting their time to volunteering at Big Brothers Big Sisters or something, if they really want to save the youth of tomorrow. Thinking about how annoying it... Continue Reading →

Cool Girls Who Blog


I don't know what it is, but...I don't follow any male bloggers. Not a one. How is this possible, you ask? Because my blog-following quota has been filled by some super cool girls who blog. And because we girls gotta stick together, I've decided to talk about some of these girls. Also, there are times... Continue Reading →

Girl Crush


I have a girl crush on a few people. Okay, the list is a little longer than I care to admit, but whatever. It's 2011, I'm allowed to platonically fall in love with a few celebrities. I have lots of middle-aged-man crushes too. I'll blog about those sometime. I have so much love, I can't only... Continue Reading →

A Cat Will Never Say:


1. "Let's just be friends." Obviously, cats can't speak, so they can't say anything. But if they could speak, they would never tell you they didn't love you. You scratch their ears, for heaven's sake! Of course they love you. 2. "Please stop calling me those annoying baby names." You can name your cat Muffin... Continue Reading →

On Feminism


Dear Men, You can open the door for me. You can pay for my dinner. You can walk me home at night. You can carry me over puddles (do people still do that?).  And anyone who won't let you is off her rocker. Every human being on the planet wants independence, even those who think they... Continue Reading →

Hey Hey, It’s My Hormones!


Owie. So. I am a girl. I am a girl with working body parts and organs and whatnot, so I inevitably get the painters in during "that time of the month." This is where all male readers will freak out and exit the page, am I right? It's actually not that big of a deal -... Continue Reading →

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