Summer Vacations Are Over


I just realized I'll never have three solid months off for the summer ever again. And if we're being totally honest, I'm not that sad about that. I never really loved summer vacation. I grew up in a pretty rural area, but it wasn't so rural that everyone¬†else¬†lived in a rural area....if that makes sense...... Continue Reading →

I Am Cappy: Hear Me Grump!


Let me start out by calmly explaining my day to you: ARGHHHGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIAMUNHAPPY! Okay. Now that's settled, I'd like to say that these are extremely FIRST WORLD type problems and I honestly have no right to be upset, but I'm gonna be anyway because today I want to be selfish. The phones are ringing off the... Continue Reading →

How to Make Friends


Step One: See them around town. You like what you see. They seem nice, always chatting with passersby or wearing something fun. Give them a little nod as you pass to show that you want to be best friends. Follow them to their favorite lunch spot. Memorize their order so that one day you can... Continue Reading →

Scamming


Scamming: (v) 1. Physical contact of a relatively advanced nature between two consenting teenagers who are not dating and probably never will, and who are just entertaining each other horizontally at a party or boring movie. 2. The act of cheating or carrying out a fraudulent scheme, especially for making a quick profit; swindle. Though... Continue Reading →

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